Monday, August 10, 2009
Advice for Going Out at Night in Puerto Rico
—Check your bank balance first. This will be expensive.
—If you head towards Old San Juan, wear flats. Seeing other women jam their spiked heels into the old cobblestone streets is quite entertaining, but not something you want to try yourself.
—Order mixed drinks with caution. Some bars get a bit too creative with the “mixed” and toss in some extra stuff just to stretch the bottle.
—Watch out for the guy with the parrots.
—Plan on music selections from the Allman Brothers to Justin Timberlake. Do not expect anything remotely Puerto Rican. Or even Spanish. Or even Latin.
—If you want to run with “La Gente Linda,” the beautiful people, head for the strip of bars and restaurants in Condado.
—But wear a scarf. Tall buildings=wind tunnel.
—If the mayor of San Juan bumps your table, don’t expect him to apologize. Don’t look at his security detail with a look of disgust that says ‘did you see that guy?’ They saw him. They’re watching you, too, buddy.
—Let go of the concept of a jigger or shot glass as a measuring device for alcohol. Bartenders go more by color. If the drink is slightly clear (tequila) with a bare hint of green, it counts as a margarita.
--Take an escort, just in case you have more than one margarita.